Spam of the Day.

As I emptied my Junk folder this morning, the subject line of one of the emails caught my eye:

Horny pills - low price

This could mean one of two things:

1. These pills really wanna get their groove on. In that case, I'd be nervous to swallow them in the off chance that they try to hump my esophagus.
2. These pills look something like Onthophagus beetles. Ouch! That would really hurt going down the old food chute.

Or maybe I'm missing something . . .